Her Cute Martian

Her Cute Martian always carried a dildo that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems an odd activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a dildo is the thing to choose.

Her Cute Martian always had with them a crown that they liked to hug. One might find this to be an exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was fun. Strangely, a crown would be the chosen thing.

Her Cute Martian desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would break. This could be considered a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

Her Cute Martian always carried a helmet that they liked to play with. This seems a new idea, to many, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

Her Cute Martian had a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is a bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

Her Cute Martian always carried a set of lego that they would sometimes experiment on. It would be a curious undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.