The Ugly Martian

The Ugly Martian desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be an unusual suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

The Ugly Martian often carried a pint of beer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. A pint of beer of all things.

The Ugly Martian always had with them a cheese grater that they would often play with. This seems to be a curious operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Martian desired a teapot to cuddle. This could be considered a funny action, to me, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be out of this world. Honestly, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

The Ugly Martian desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a bizarre approach to life, to me, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was exciting. A chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Martian always carried a dildo that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a fairly funny idea, to most, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a dildo was the item that was selected.