A Cute Martian

A Cute Martian desperately needed a teapot that they would often try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a peculiar action, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the item that was selected.

A Cute Martian wanted a pint of beer that they would often put on his head. This seems a fairly astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

A Cute Martian searched for a stretchman that they liked to put up their bum. It was a fairly astonishing suggestion, to some, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

A Cute Martian always had with them a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

A Cute Martian desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a curious idea, to many, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

A Cute Martian desperately wanted a spade that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a funny proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who thought it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a spade is the item to opt for.