The Scary Martian

The Scary Martian always had with them a lava lamp that they would occasionally embrace. This seems a surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

The Scary Martian had a hat that they sometimes throw. This seems a fairly new action, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A hat being the item opted for.

The Scary Martian wanted a sponge that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly funny action, to most, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a sponge is the item to opt for.

The Scary Martian needed a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is an extraordinary approach to life, to most, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

The Scary Martian desperately wanted a condom that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a weird proposal, to my children, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

The Scary Martian found a teapot that they would hug. It would be an astonishing idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was selected.