The Crazy Martian

The Crazy Martian always kept a pencil sharpener that they would often sleep with. This seems to be a peculiar action, to me, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Martian always kept a set square that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a set square is the item to choose.

The Crazy Martian always carried a ball to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly astonishing thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the item to opt for.

The Crazy Martian desperately looked for a radiator that they would often sleep with. This seems a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was miraculous. A radiator is the thing to select.

The Crazy Martian craved for a dildo to eat. This seems to be an odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing to select.

The Crazy Martian desperately wanted a ball that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been an original activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a ball is the thing to choose.