His Lucky Martian

His Lucky Martian craved for a rubber johnny that they would share. One might consider this to be an exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

His Lucky Martian desired a piece of paper that they would put down their trousers. This seems a somewhat surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

His Lucky Martian desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be an exciting proposal, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

His Lucky Martian had a cucumber that they would often put up their bum. It might be a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

His Lucky Martian desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes break. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

His Lucky Martian often carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes play with. It was considered to be an unusual exercise, to most, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.