The Dodgy Martian

The Dodgy Martian always kept a condom that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a weird and wonderful thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Martian had a spade that they would often annihilate It is a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Martian desired a helmet that they liked to play with. This seems to be a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a helmet was the chosen item.

The Dodgy Martian found a cucumber that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a cucumber being the chosen item.

The Dodgy Martian always kept a sponge that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the item chosen.

The Dodgy Martian desperately desired a helmet that they would often hug. It should be a weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. A helmet would be the thing that was chosen.