The Grumpy Martian

The Grumpy Martian found a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

The Grumpy Martian wanted a set square that they would occasionally hug. It is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Martian desperately searched for a big sponge that they would cuddle. This could be considered a peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a big sponge was the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Martian had a melon that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a melon is the item to select.

The Grumpy Martian always kept a cup that they liked to smash. It is a fairly astonishing idea, to most, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was awesome. Who would have thought, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Martian carried a little monkey that they liked to play with. This is certainly a new action, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.