Crypting Martian

Crypting Martian wanted a can of coke to embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to my children, but not to the Martian, who feels it was out of this world. Remarkably, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

Crypting Martian desperately looked for a stretchman that they would often play with. One might find this to be an astonishing proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

Crypting Martian desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they liked to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly exciting action, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. A rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

Crypting Martian often carried a set square that they would often experiment on. This seems to be a funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

Crypting Martian found a CD player that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be miraculous. Strangely, a CD player was the item that was opted for.

Crypting Martian owned a pint of beer that they would try to balance on their head. It is a different suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.