My Weary Martian

My Weary Martian desperately desired a teapot that they would occasionally smash. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to most, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

My Weary Martian owned a melon that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a new activity, to me, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a melon is the item to choose.

My Weary Martian searched for a radiator that they would sometimes experiment on. It was a peculiar suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a radiator was the item that was selected.

My Weary Martian always kept a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly original undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

My Weary Martian desperately desired a spade that they would often break. It was considered to be a fairly odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a spade would be the chosen thing.

My Weary Martian looked for a sword that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly exciting operation, to some, but not to the Martian, who feels it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the thing to opt for.