A Blue Martian

A Blue Martian desperately desired a dildo that they would annihilate This seems to be an extraordinary proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was entertaining. A dildo being the chosen item.

A Blue Martian always kept a radiator to share. It might have been a funny action, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a radiator being the thing opted for.

A Blue Martian found a tomato that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was a curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

A Blue Martian desperately wanted a piece of paper that they liked to sleep with. It was a different undertaking, to my children, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

A Blue Martian desperately searched for a computer that they would cuddle. It might have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the thing that was chosen.

A Blue Martian desperately desired a helmet that they liked to worship. This could be considered a curious idea, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be amazing. Honestly, a helmet is the thing to opt for.