Bum Loving Martian

Bum Loving Martian found a lava lamp that they would sometimes break. This seems a fairly odd thing to do, to me, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was magnificent. A lava lamp would be the item chosen.

Bum Loving Martian desperately needed a vibrator that they liked to experiment on. It might have been a fairly exciting idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator of all things.

Bum Loving Martian needed a spade that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems an original thought, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the item that was selected.

Bum Loving Martian desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they liked to annihilate It might have been a fairly odd thought, to me, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

Bum Loving Martian desperately desired a computer that they liked to sleep with. It might have been a different idea, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who feels it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the chosen thing.

Bum Loving Martian wanted a porno magazine that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.