The Stupid Martian

The Stupid Martian found a sword that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is simply life. A sword was the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Martian desperately wanted a porno magazine that they liked to eat. It might have been a fairly different approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the item selected.

The Stupid Martian desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Martian desperately craved for a bag of flour that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly bizarre action, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was epic. A bag of flour would be the item chosen.

The Stupid Martian always kept a pen that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a pen is the item to choose.

The Stupid Martian desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they liked to play with. It is a bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Martian, who feels it was epic. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.