His Bewildered Martian

His Bewildered Martian carried a condom that they sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a condom was the item that was opted for.

His Bewildered Martian desperately desired a little monkey that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly different activity, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

His Bewildered Martian always had with them a piece of paper that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

His Bewildered Martian carried a pint of beer to insert somewhere. It would be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

His Bewildered Martian craved for a piece of paper to try to balance on their head. It should have been a funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was out of this world. Honestly, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

His Bewildered Martian craved for a pencil sharpener that they would often put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be awe-inspring. A pencil sharpener was the chosen item.