The Magical Martian

The Magical Martian craved for a chocolate bar to sleep with. It was a weird activity, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

The Magical Martian looked for a teapot to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly new action, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a teapot would be the item chosen.

The Magical Martian always had with them a bottle of wine that they would often put up their bum. This seems a peculiar action, to me, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

The Magical Martian desperately wanted a dildo to put on his head. One might say this is an astonishing suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the chosen thing.

The Magical Martian looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes hug. This could be considered a peculiar exercise, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be simply life. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

The Magical Martian found a bat that they would sometimes embrace. It might be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a bat is the thing that was chosen.