A Square Martian

A Square Martian looked for a hat that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a hat is the thing to opt for.

A Square Martian wanted a pint of beer that they would often share. It is considered to be an unusual action, to me, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

A Square Martian wanted a chocolate bar that they would often drop. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

A Square Martian needed a bag of poop to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

A Square Martian craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly exciting exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

A Square Martian often carried a block of cheese that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was amazing. A block of cheese is the thing to choose.