The Hungry Martian

The Hungry Martian desperately looked for a bat that they liked to play with. One might consider this to be a different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bat was the item that was opted for.

The Hungry Martian found a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes demolish. This is certainly an exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

The Hungry Martian had a bat that they would eat. It is considered to be a new suggestion, to me, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bat would be the item that was selected.

The Hungry Martian needed a melon that they would often throw. It would be a fairly odd operation, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a melon was the item that was selected.

The Hungry Martian always had with them a pint of cider that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly unusual action, to me, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

The Hungry Martian found a stapler that they sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a stapler is the thing to select.