My Dodgy Martian

My Dodgy Martian desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a weird thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

My Dodgy Martian craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly new undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

My Dodgy Martian wanted a hat that they liked to annihilate It would have been an original proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a hat is the item to opt for.

My Dodgy Martian always carried a hat that they would sometimes eat. It should have been a different operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

My Dodgy Martian often carried a can of Tango that they sometimes play with. One might find this to be a funny operation, to most, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

My Dodgy Martian craved for a rubber johnny that they sometimes annihilate It would be a fairly weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thought it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.