A Retarded Martian

A Retarded Martian craved for a wig that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is a curious proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the thing to select.

A Retarded Martian desperately searched for a vibrator that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly new undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

A Retarded Martian carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally drop. It would be a fairly weird idea, to my children, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

A Retarded Martian always kept a lava lamp to hug. This might appear to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

A Retarded Martian searched for a toilet brush that they would often experiment on. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising idea, to many, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

A Retarded Martian needed a sword that they would play with. It would be a fairly different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.