A Green Martian

A Green Martian desperately wanted a tomato that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who considered it was entertaining. Honestly, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

A Green Martian carried a rubber chicken that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a fairly weird activity, to some, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

A Green Martian always had with them a little monkey that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been an odd thought, to some, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

A Green Martian often carried a bag of flour that they would occasionally eat. It would have been a new thing to do, to many, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bag of flour is the item to select.

A Green Martian desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a weird operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was fun. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

A Green Martian owned a sword that they would often hug. It is a fairly astonishing thought, to you, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the item that was chosen.