Scary Martian

Scary Martian desired a pen that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen being the item opted for.

Scary Martian always carried a block of cheese that they would often worship. It was a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

Scary Martian searched for a bag of flour to break. It is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to some, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be spectacular. Honestly, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

Scary Martian searched for a CD player that they sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

Scary Martian desperately needed a hat that they sometimes throw. It should have been a new exercise, to most, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.

Scary Martian desperately looked for a cup to drop. One might consider this to be an exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.