Their Ugly Martian

Their Ugly Martian owned a bottle of beer that they would sometimes share. It was considered to be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who felt it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

Their Ugly Martian desperately searched for a condom that they would often share. It might have been a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Ugly Martian desperately looked for a CD player that they would often annihilate This seems a fairly curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the thing to choose.

Their Ugly Martian desired a ball that they would occasionally embrace. It might have been an extraordinary idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

Their Ugly Martian looked for a computer that they would often hug. It is a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the item that was chosen.

Their Ugly Martian desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who considered it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese being the item opted for.