The Ugly Martian

The Ugly Martian desperately wanted a piece of paper that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Martian wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly new thought, to most, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Martian wanted a porno magazine that they would rub on his belly. It would be an extraordinary suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the item to select.

The Ugly Martian looked for a cup that they sometimes drop. This is certainly a strange thought, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was epic. A cup being the item selected.

The Ugly Martian desperately desired a vibrator that they sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a peculiar thought, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the item to choose.

The Ugly Martian desired a toilet brush that they would sometimes annihilate It should have been a fairly odd exercise, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a toilet brush is the item to select.