The Scary Martian

The Scary Martian had a custard pie that they would worship. It would be a fairly strange thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item to choose.

The Scary Martian always had with them a helmet to demolish. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to you, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Martian found a wig that they liked to play with. It was a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the chosen thing.

The Scary Martian often carried a bat that they would hug. It might have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to you, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bat is the item to opt for.

The Scary Martian always had with them a CD player to throw. It was an exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

The Scary Martian desperately needed a spade that they would occasionally break. One might say this is an odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a spade was the thing that was selected.