The Different Martian

The Different Martian desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they liked to sleep with. It might be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thought it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

The Different Martian desperately searched for a cucumber to break. This could be considered a fairly different suggestion, to me, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

The Different Martian always had with them a pint of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

The Different Martian looked for a condom that they sometimes break. It was considered to be a surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

The Different Martian had a bag of flour that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

The Different Martian owned a hat that they sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a fairly curious suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who felt it was wonderous. Honestly, a hat is the item that was chosen.