The Different Martian

The Different Martian desperately wanted a mug that they would often insert somewhere. It was a strange exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a mug being the chosen item.

The Different Martian desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would eat. It was a fairly unusual operation, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

The Different Martian searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes play with. It might have been a fairly strange undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

The Different Martian desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly funny proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

The Different Martian looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was a peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Different Martian always kept a stretchman that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.