The Funny Monkey

The Funny Monkey always carried a can of coke that they would sleep with. It is a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

The Funny Monkey desperately looked for a ball that they would cuddle. This seems a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who felt it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a ball being the item selected.

The Funny Monkey desperately desired a ball that they would occasionally smash. It was a fairly funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a ball would be the item that was opted for.

The Funny Monkey looked for a magic 8 ball that they would worship. It would have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

The Funny Monkey owned a piece of paper that they would sometimes break. This seems to be an unusual thought, to many, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

The Funny Monkey searched for a stapler that they would often experiment on. This might appear to be an original action, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a stapler is the item to opt for.