The Special Monkey

The Special Monkey carried a cucumber that they sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a new exercise, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

The Special Monkey often carried a stapler that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an astonishing approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a stapler being the item selected.

The Special Monkey desperately wanted a little monkey that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be a strange undertaking, to you, but not to the Monkey, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

The Special Monkey needed a vibrator that they would occasionally throw. It would have been a fairly weird thought, to some, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

The Special Monkey looked for a block of cheese to sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who felt it would be simply life. A block of cheese was the item that was selected.

The Special Monkey desperately looked for a dildo that they would often experiment on. It is an astonishing activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be exciting. Honestly, a dildo is the item to opt for.