The Talented Monkey

The Talented Monkey carried a wig that they would occasionally worship. It should have been a curious approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a wig being the chosen item.

The Talented Monkey desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to put on his head. It would be a fairly exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

The Talented Monkey carried a bat that they would often annihilate It might have been a surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

The Talented Monkey always kept a spade that they would often play with. It is considered to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be breathtaking. A spade is the item to opt for.

The Talented Monkey craved for a can of Tango that they would occasionally break. It is a fairly different exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

The Talented Monkey always kept a custard pie that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly original operation, to most, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item to opt for.