His Boring Monkey

His Boring Monkey desired a rubber chicken that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems a strange operation, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who thought it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

His Boring Monkey desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would smash. This is certainly a fairly weird undertaking, to some, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

His Boring Monkey desperately craved for a hat to demolish. It should have been a fairly curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

His Boring Monkey found a wig that they liked to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. A wig being the item selected.

His Boring Monkey craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a strange thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

His Boring Monkey often carried a rubber chicken to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a weird exercise, to you, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the item to select.