His Fucking Monkey

His Fucking Monkey had a bag of poop to demolish. This could be considered a fairly weird proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

His Fucking Monkey always carried a dildo that they would sometimes share. It should be a fairly different exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

His Fucking Monkey needed a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes drop. This could be considered a different proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.

His Fucking Monkey owned a lava lamp that they liked to hug. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thought it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

His Fucking Monkey found a pint of beer that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was wonderous. Strangely, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

His Fucking Monkey craved for a cup that they would cuddle. It was a funny exercise, to you, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the chosen thing.