Her Jolly Monkey

Her Jolly Monkey often carried a bat that they would demolish. This could be considered a fairly curious thought, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a bat is the item that was chosen.

Her Jolly Monkey searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an extraordinary undertaking, to you, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

Her Jolly Monkey often carried a sack of potatoes that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. A sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

Her Jolly Monkey looked for a bag of flour that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

Her Jolly Monkey always kept a radiator that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a radiator is the thing to select.

Her Jolly Monkey needed a wig that they would put up their bum. It might be a surprising operation, to most, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.