The Curious Monkey

The Curious Monkey always kept a cheese grater that they would often drop. It was a fairly odd operation, to some, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be sublime. A cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

The Curious Monkey always kept a melon that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly curious proposal, to some, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Curious Monkey always had with them a porno magazine that they would often sleep with. This seems to be an astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

The Curious Monkey always carried a wig that they would sometimes break. It should be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a wig being the chosen item.

The Curious Monkey wanted a pint of cider that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be an exciting thought, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

The Curious Monkey often carried a wig to hug. One might say this is a fairly astonishing undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a wig was the item that was selected.