His Blue Monkey

His Blue Monkey had a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be an original idea, to some, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

His Blue Monkey desperately needed a stretchman that they would often cuddle. It might have been a fairly curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

His Blue Monkey carried a set of lego that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was an unusual proposal, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it would be entertaining. A set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

His Blue Monkey desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would sometimes drop. It was considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

His Blue Monkey searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

His Blue Monkey looked for a chocolate bar to throw. It should have been a strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.