His Exciting Monkey

His Exciting Monkey often carried a custard pie that they liked to worship. This could be considered a fairly surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

His Exciting Monkey always had with them a dildo that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been a new action, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item chosen.

His Exciting Monkey found a melon that they would throw. It is considered to be a funny exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a melon would be the item that was selected.

His Exciting Monkey often carried a big sponge that they would occasionally demolish. It was considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to most, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was fun. A big sponge is the item that was chosen.

His Exciting Monkey always had with them a bag of flour that they would sometimes share. One might find this to be a bizarre undertaking, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

His Exciting Monkey desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was entertaining. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.