Funny Monkey

Funny Monkey desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would drop. It should be a fairly astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.

Funny Monkey desperately desired a mug to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a mug is the thing to select.

Funny Monkey desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly exciting proposal, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be amazing. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

Funny Monkey always carried a big sponge that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the item to select.

Funny Monkey had a bottle of coke that they would occasionally break. This might appear to be an exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

Funny Monkey always carried a melon that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the thing selected.