A Funny Monkey

A Funny Monkey craved for a big sponge to drop. It was a fairly peculiar thought, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. A big sponge being the item opted for.

A Funny Monkey owned a pen that they would try to nail to the wall. It was an exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the item to select.

A Funny Monkey wanted a pint of cider to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a weird thought, to you, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

A Funny Monkey desperately looked for a hat that they would occasionally smash. It was considered to be an unusual action, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a hat is the thing to select.

A Funny Monkey always had with them a bag of flour that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a weird proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be entertaining. Strangely, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.

A Funny Monkey needed a little monkey that they would often put down their trousers. It might be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a little monkey being the chosen thing.