The Exciting Monkey

The Exciting Monkey wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes embrace. It might have been a peculiar action, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be amazing. Strangely, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

The Exciting Monkey always had with them a block of cheese that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese having that done to it

The Exciting Monkey desperately craved for a custard pie to smash. It should be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Monkey searched for a dildo that they would throw. It was a surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the item selected.

The Exciting Monkey always carried a hat that they sometimes drop. It would be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Monkey wanted a cucumber to put on his head. This could be considered a fairly surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a cucumber is the thing to select.