Her Talented Monkey

Her Talented Monkey desperately wanted a pen that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

Her Talented Monkey desired a spade that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered a new proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

Her Talented Monkey always had with them a cup that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly a weird and wonderful thought, to some, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

Her Talented Monkey desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Talented Monkey desired a painting of a melon that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly different operation, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a painting of a melon of all things.

Her Talented Monkey desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally demolish. It is a fairly surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.