A Crazy Monkey

A Crazy Monkey carried a ball that they would hug. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a ball would be the chosen thing.

A Crazy Monkey craved for a dildo that they would sometimes share. This might appear to be a curious thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a dildo being the chosen item.

A Crazy Monkey desired a wig that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be a funny undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was sublime. Bizarrely, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

A Crazy Monkey always kept a can of coke that they liked to share. This might appear to be a fairly strange idea, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a can of coke is the thing to select.

A Crazy Monkey always had with them a pen that they sometimes break. This could be considered a funny exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be wonderous. A pen having that done to it

A Crazy Monkey wanted a vibrator that they would often embrace. It should be a funny approach to life, to you, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to select.