His Scary Monkey

His Scary Monkey desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a weird approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

His Scary Monkey owned a cup that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was a funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. A cup is the item that was chosen.

His Scary Monkey wanted a porno magazine that they sometimes share. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to many, but not to the Monkey, who thought it was fun. A porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

His Scary Monkey desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would sometimes play with. It is considered to be an extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

His Scary Monkey always kept a tomato to play with. It would have been an original activity, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be sublime. Honestly, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

His Scary Monkey needed a magic 8 ball that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might be an original idea, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.