The Chinese Monkey

The Chinese Monkey found a rubber johnny that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

The Chinese Monkey craved for a big sponge that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been a fairly peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the chosen item.

The Chinese Monkey searched for a bottle of wine that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to some, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

The Chinese Monkey craved for a set square that they would try to balance on their head. This seems a surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a set square being the item opted for.

The Chinese Monkey always had with them a sponge that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing to select.

The Chinese Monkey desperately craved for a helmet that they would often cuddle. It might be a fairly peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a helmet being the thing opted for.