Her Stupid Monkey

Her Stupid Monkey often carried a set of lego that they liked to share. One might consider this to be a new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a set of lego was the item that was opted for.

Her Stupid Monkey carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a peculiar idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

Her Stupid Monkey wanted a hat that they would occasionally embrace. It might be a fairly funny activity, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was entertaining. Honestly, a hat was the thing that was selected.

Her Stupid Monkey always kept a set square to break. It should have been a fairly odd exercise, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was sublime. A set square would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Stupid Monkey desperately needed a mug that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a mug is the item to choose.

Her Stupid Monkey had a pint of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should have been a surprising operation, to most, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item to choose.