The Yellow Monkey

The Yellow Monkey owned a cheese grater to experiment on. This is certainly a somewhat surprising action, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Strangely, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

The Yellow Monkey looked for a hat that they sometimes put on his head. It was a fairly original idea, to many, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a hat was the item that was selected.

The Yellow Monkey desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly weird proposal, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

The Yellow Monkey owned a bag of flour that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

The Yellow Monkey owned a melon to smash. It would be a weird operation, to me, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a melon would be the item that was selected.

The Yellow Monkey always kept a teapot that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would be an unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it would be magnificent. A teapot being the item selected.