My Troubled Monster

My Troubled Monster desperately searched for a pen that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a bizarre action, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the thing that was selected.

My Troubled Monster needed a tomato to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a strange activity, to me, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing to select.

My Troubled Monster always carried a helmet that they would sleep with. It might be an original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

My Troubled Monster desired a porno magazine that they would smash. One might find this to be a weird operation, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who thought it was miraculous. Honestly, a porno magazine having that done to it

My Troubled Monster often carried a ball that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

My Troubled Monster found a pint of cider that they would occasionally drop. It is a peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.