His Different Monster

His Different Monster needed a CD player that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be an unusual undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

His Different Monster looked for a pint of cider that they sometimes play with. It would have been a fairly funny undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. A pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

His Different Monster found a piece of paper to throw. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to you, but not to the Monster, who thought it was spectacular. Strangely, a piece of paper of all things.

His Different Monster wanted a pen to eat. It is an original approach to life, to me, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. A pen is the thing to choose.

His Different Monster desperately searched for a teapot that they would occasionally smash. One might consider this to be a fairly funny action, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

His Different Monster needed a tomato that they would often eat. It would have been a fairly original idea, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the item that was selected.