Her Confused Monster

Her Confused Monster wanted a melon that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been an unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a melon is the item to choose.

Her Confused Monster often carried a can of coke to eat. This might appear to be a fairly odd proposal, to me, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

Her Confused Monster looked for a stretchman that they sometimes drop. It was considered to be a bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the item to select.

Her Confused Monster desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would play with. It is a new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

Her Confused Monster desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would occasionally drop. It was considered to be a curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

Her Confused Monster desperately wanted a bat that they would occasionally demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly funny idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. A bat is the thing to choose.