Her Silly Monster

Her Silly Monster looked for a melon that they would rub on his belly. It should be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a melon is the thing to choose.

Her Silly Monster desperately needed a can of coke that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

Her Silly Monster wanted a bag of flour that they liked to throw. It was a fairly curious proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

Her Silly Monster owned a dildo that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a funny thought, to you, but not to the Monster, who expected it was magnificent. A dildo was the chosen thing.

Her Silly Monster desperately needed a condom that they would often experiment on. One might find this to be a surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a condom being the item opted for.

Her Silly Monster needed a toilet brush that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to you, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. A toilet brush was the thing that was selected.