The Lovely Monster

The Lovely Monster needed a bag of poop that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is a fairly original thought, to most, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

The Lovely Monster looked for a teapot to worship. It was a fairly astonishing approach to life, to many, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot of all things.

The Lovely Monster desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

The Lovely Monster always carried a custard pie to eat. It should be a curious action, to some, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. A custard pie was the thing that was selected.

The Lovely Monster desperately looked for a spade that they would eat. One might say this is a peculiar suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lovely Monster wanted a pint of beer that they sometimes hug. This could be considered a different idea, to some, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the item opted for.