My Careful Monster

My Careful Monster found a crown that they would often play with. It might be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the thing to choose.

My Careful Monster had a big sponge that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is an original undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

My Careful Monster needed a sword that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a sword being the thing opted for.

My Careful Monster always had with them a porno magazine that they sometimes share. It might be a fairly curious suggestion, to most, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

My Careful Monster wanted a porno magazine to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly different thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

My Careful Monster desperately desired a ball that they would often break. It should be a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a ball having that done to it